Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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