arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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