Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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