Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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