1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I want to fling myself into the sun
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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