Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
