I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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