What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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