Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I looked at my own cervix.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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