dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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