how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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