Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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