I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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