Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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