You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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