no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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