she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Randomize
