morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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