Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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