I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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