Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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