If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
