This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
