Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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