He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
