he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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