there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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