I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I think people are normalizing furries
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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