when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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