why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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