Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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