Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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