no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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