girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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