yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
