Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You took a bar mat shot.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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