what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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