So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I have fence marks all over my body
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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