Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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