I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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