I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
