Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
