We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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