It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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