My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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