What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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