if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
