He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Boobs are out for the taking
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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