So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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