It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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